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 I have two. From two different countries
 Really, in an argument, always consider that you two might not be talking about exactly the same thing.
I sometimes try to ask “hey guys, what are we supposed to be talking about.” Ended more than half the arguments, and cleared up the rest to some extent.
 “Just about 10 minutes North of the Sacramento Airport, on I-5!”
 When I was low on funds I would go to Sephora to do my make up. They have testers on all of their products so you can “try on” as much as you want.
 This is amazing 🙂
 Boy was Klinger made when Hawkeye stole all his sausage casings
 Minimum wage is not a living wage anywhere in north America.
For you to be able to comfortably live in a $700 apartment you’ll need to earn at minimum $2100/month after taxes. Or about $2600/month before taxes.
Or probably about 65-80 hours a week depending on what minimum wage is in your area.
 Did you even see the car made of sticks?
 “wheres the bathroom?”
“sorry, we don’t have a public bathroom ”
“so, what do you guys do? go outside?”
“no the bathroom is only for employees”
“so what am i supposed to do? who thought it would be a good idea to buld this place without a bathroom?”
“idk, i didn’t take part in constructiong the store. there’s one in The Gap across the street”
“i should just pee in that corner since you’re all so inconsiderate. how am i supposed to shop?!?”
“Ill have to call security and i don’t think thats necessary response, but i hope you have a good day.”
 Mostly air though. https://youtu.be/BickMFHAZR0
 I don’t have HBO nor do i live in a country with amazon. So i cant really chose anything. I am just feeling like that netflix doesnt have all the stuff i want to watch anymore, they lost the walking dead and some old school cartoons which sucks. I feel that sooner or later there will come a time to subscribe to more than one streaming service and i really don’t want to do that..
 he seems thinking something very serious…
 Should have given it to Hillary. That would have been funny.
 But then he did a shit ton of training and is now a Hero for fun. Reffering to Cailou
 “Why do you need my hand to take fingerprints?” I mean, because your fingers are attached?
 And Amy Macdonald!
 My go-to sick-as-dog-in-bed binge-watch.
 I’m sure someone in Starbucks corporate is looking at this post and grinning.
 They don’t need their name up in lights
 My favorite Norm Bit
 Maybe you do
 plus they never even grabbed her boobies.