Heck, I’ll watch it just for breaking the norm.
Too many sitcoms with white fucking families.
 Time to give it back to the sea?
 What exactly is debit? Pulling the money directly from the account?
 $20 of gas will get you enough fuel to move westwards far enough to be safe.
Being poor is an excuse, not a reason. You sure don’t have enough trouble with internet access.
 My only regret is that I have bone-itus
 The sound effect for this bit was key. glug glug glug glug
 This man will forever be a hero.
 Damn that’s awesome to hear. GF is a teacher and she has 2 stories similar to this as well, and sooo many where the parents have just given up 🙁
 I’m going to go with dumbest also equals crazy religious.
I was asked if I knew if black mold could be dangerous. I told the customer yes. They asked if I believed in Jesus Christ. I said… That’s personal (I don’t, but if you do that’s fine), she said I needed to burn down the store I worked for because there was black mold on some of the books on the take a book leave a book shelf.
Guess what customer was found a few blocks away 2 weeks later when someone tried to burn down the book corner?
evidently the bible says something about if you find black mold in your house it’s evil and you have to burn down your house and start anew, or she was just crazy and made that up, I don’t know.
 My girlfriends body is my sex toy.
 Most isolated capital city in the world.
 A friend of mine named his cat “Dog”.
 It’s absolute nonsense to compare the act of refusing to look both ways at a crossing to wearing a short skirt. Locking your door at night is a precaution. Carrying a gun is a precaution. Wearing modest clothing isn’t a precaution. It’s giving into the demands of criminals who falsely claim that they can’t control themselves if they see a woman in a short skirt. It’s victim blaming. It’s saying “maybe she wouldn’t have been raped if she wasn’t wearing that clothing”. It’s sexist. It’s oppressive. It’s a request for women to submit to the demands of rapists. It’s not a precaution.
 One thing to note is that Sparta actually spent less time actively at war than Athens. Their superior military force scared off a lot of potential enemies from engaging. So while the entire male population fought in the military, they were not always going to be engaged in battles or training, etc. I imagine it similar to the National Guard in the US. Where you have a real job (woodworker, mason, farmer, politician, etc) but regularly train with the military after work hours. And if anything happens, you are there with your military unit.
There were also likely people living in Sparta who weren’t Spartans (slaves, immigrants, etc.) and they would have been doing labor type work.
 yeah, well they were making one, then disney took over and deleted it. It was called 33 something
 I find all these “smart” gadgets really annoying. Off topic but i photograph weddings…we werr with the bride in the condo’s party room and wanted to use thenwindow light and shut off all the incandescent potlights…no switches, no panels no nothing. They had to get the janitor to go to some room and fiddle with some settings on some server or something (i dunno)…but 20 min later the potlights were off. Dumb.
 How are you mentally ill? Is it a physical affliction, or just mental or cognitive disorders or something? And don’t feel useless. You can’t compare yourself to others. There is no normal, because normal is relative to you. You just need to find something to do th a time makes you feel useful.
 Not really amazon original is it.
 Oh that’s a pillar of creation alright.
 She wasn’t asking about ice cream. Some people just like to get served, hard.
 Just clicked on that. I read their sidebar but I still don’t understand what the sub is supposed to be for.
 You, are, an evil genius…
 Ok, but then we’ll have to say cock for all of it and never name those dangly bits balls.
 I’ve got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
 The claim is that current human behavior, as is, unsustainable in the long term.
Which is just another way of saying we must change this behavior. “or else”.